Blob cat blobs
None shall pass!
Pwease don’t make me burnz you with my laser eyes…pwetty pwease
Iz got nip hangoverz, go way
I’z nesting…OK, E-Nesting…you gotz problem?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Sept 25 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)