Summer and the living is easy.
Die, Ebil Couch, Die!
Arghhh! Chipmunk! Arghhhh!
Relax, I killz it with my mindz.
Does you likez, mah new split-level?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog July 3 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)