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What is thy bidding, my master?
…the hell?!?
Was that R-2-Xmas-3 and his evil Sith apprentice Darth Jordan?
I sense a great disturbance in the farce…
When I left you I was but a kitten, now I am the Catster.
Well, cats are certainly from a galaxy far far away…
Hey, can I get a cameo in the cantina scene? Random woodpecker #4, perhaps?
I don’t think so.
Om, just om.
Why yes, I did have an uncle who was pot-bellied pig, how did you guess?.
Shh, I’m killing fishes with my mind.
You want to see my stitches? I show you them.
Happy New Year already, now will you shut up and let me sleep this off?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Jan 1 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
I’m going to get you for this.
I’m going to get you for this.
I’m going to get you for this.
I’m going to get you for this.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Dec 25 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
I’m not posing for any more pictures, so you better make this a good one.
(this was taken about 12 hours before she died)
Me and my shadooow…
My surgery scar let me show you it!
Turn the damn heat up already!
Have you ever really looked at your foot… ’cause I find it fascinating.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Dec 18 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
We lost our white cat to cancer on Dec 9 2009—5 years ago today. I was too heartbroken for captions and just posted pictures. She was a dear old thing and we loved her very much. 2014 update, have added a few pictures below the original set as I stumbled on them looking for these.
Added 2014
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Dec 11 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Updated: This was inspired by Scalzi’s pranking of Wil Wheaton (link below) and perpetrated by my friend James (link in comments) with the support of a rather large cast of unindicted co-conspirators. It is also made of awesome.
Ravirn…on velvet…eviiiiiiiil:
I see the painting:
Me and my velvet Ravirn:
Recreating the Wil Wheaton pose:
And Scalzi’s original eviiiiiiiiil.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Dec 19 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Lately I’ve been posting a lot on Facebook and Twitter about vivid and bizarre dreams. Someone asked me where I get these things, and I thought that since the answer is writing related I’d toss it up here as well:
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Dec 4 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Hey, Laura is wearing my vest…
That looks soooo wrong…
Speaking of wrong? WTF, thumb-monkeys? Black and white is my gig.
I am apathetic about your complaint, and, well…everything.
I am in the sun on a lap, complaints will not be entertained.
Are you sure, because I really like to complain.
I like to loaf.
Dude, you ARE a loaf.
You’ve got a point. But more to the point, is he still behind me?
Nope, he is now a power lounger for power lounging parays!
With special guest appearances by my lovely wife, Laura, and the cats of House M and M*
*Matt and Mandy
Oh, yeah and Mike’s penguin, too.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Nov 29 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)