Kelly McCullough – Page 57

Retro Friday Cat Blogging: Guy Fawkes Edition

This was originally published on the 5th of November—obviously.

Remember, remember the 5th of November!

Of course I rememberz

Guy Fawkes, why do you ask?

Wait, back up. When did it stop being July?

(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog November 5 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

Seashell cats sussurates sussertively

I’z teh picture of decorum and tranquility and not teh lest bit tippziez

Grarr!

I’z an art catz!

(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 29 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

What do you mean, you’re going away for the weekend?

What do you mean…ooh sun!

(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 25 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Friday Cat Blogging

Sometimes you climb the bear.

Somtimes bear climbs you.

I do not believe in the bear. I will not believe in the bear. The bear does not see me.

The bear passes me without notice. I will not believe in the bear…

I AM the bear.

Screw bears. The laptop is MY nemesis.

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

Bored pieta.

I’d eat you if it didn’t mean moving.

Could you untie my feetz?

Zombie otter sez “brainz!”

As soon as lazer eyez finish chargz yer toast!

Guest cat Coconut iz ready fer clozeups.*

(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 15 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Brain Empty (Reblog)

2015 update: I wrote this day after I finished Broken Blade and it’s hardly worth porting over, but there it is.

I’m done with the first book in the Chronicles of Aral Kingslayer and it’s left me completely wrung and kind of empty feeling. Not my normal pattern with a book. My head feels like there’s been a fire inside that just burned the whole thing hollow.

(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 20 2010, and original comments may be found there (much more there in comments than here). Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

Lazy Friday Afternoon Nap Cat

(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 8 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

I haz a flavr and it is itchy!

Black cat expands to fill the negative space.

Why would I want a cat door when there’s a perfectly good people door for you to open for me?

The body is ready myaster!

None shall pass!

Iz confused Iz not nun…*

*2105 update: This last is a bonus shot not originally included.

(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 1 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Retro Friday Cat Blogging

Turn the damn heat on!

So many cats so little lap.

I’z just need make it a little softer…

I be fine. Cat bed wouldn’t dare fall wif me in it.

Tissue dispenser cat helps you wif yer noeses.

(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog September 24 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)

Friday Cat Blogging—Moar Bear Edition

Sometimes when you look into the bear, the bear looks back into you.

Nope. Nope. Not a bear. I refuse to believe in it, therefor it doesn’t exist.

Yeah, that’s not working for me.

I hate you, soooo much, camera dude.

Those poor McCullough cats…

I would love to see a bear. I hear they are delicious!