Make sure you get my good side.
You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you.
Well, duh. Everything is about me.
Wrong. This monkey is all about me.
Here, try this one. Still life with me. Also, fork. Perfect portrait.
No. I’m a perfect portrait.
Okay, y’all are weird. Everyone know this is how portraits work.
Thanks to Kim, Jonny, Neil, and the National Gallery