Look, I iz cat. You can tell by the fact I’m not actually doing anything.
Your thesis sounds interesting, may I subscribe to your podcast?
I iz doing something! This afghan almost blew away before I sat on it.
Dis cushion too! Iz hard job holding down human size cushion.
What are you all on about now?
Brief interlude with a leaf.
I am too noble for this skit. I will simply expose my profile for admiration.