Monday Meows

Ah man, it’s empty

I have no clue how that could have happened.

He’s lying!

Like dis?

Is all good now, this bowl is full of me!

Monday Meows

Mmm, taste the rainbow!

I like rainbows!

Dude, that’s your face you’re tasting.

Mmmm, taste the face…

Monday Meows

This box has no door!

You’d think he was kidding, but no.

It’s sad really.

Yeah…super sad. Wake me if he gets out.

………………………………………Figures what out?

The box, dude, the…oh, never mind.

Monday Meows

Do you see what the neighbors are doing?

Does it look like this?

Ewwwwwwwww!

Chill my dude, some of us aren’t quite so…inhibited.

Monday Meows

What, no! Why would you think we were up to something?

Because I’ve met you?

Nope. Complete innocence here. Right?

Uhhhh, yeah, innocence, that’s the ticket. Nothing to see here.

Why do no one ever invite me to the shenanigans?

Because you’re a little…touchy.…lease don’t hit me.

Monday Meows

I gotta cut loose, footloose

Everybody cut footloose

You have got to be kidding me.

You can fly if you’d only cut loose, footloose

We got to turn you around

Monday Meows

Pardon me, I’m late for class, can you let me into the building?

What in the everloving name of Bast is that?

Don’t know. Don’t want to know.

Y’all are overreacting. It’s a perfect dear.

I haz really cute toes, see!

Monday Meows

I spy with my little eye…someone making terrible decisions.

He is going to get such a smacking.

Hmph! …………………OTOH, they weren’t wrong.

Monday Meows

Just hanging out. I didn’t even notice the interloper there.

I don’t think this is the mean one…

You know, maybe I’ll just leave well enough alone.

It was only Oddgrr, he’s…nice…I suppose.

Wait, were you consorting with…the interloper?!

She’s in a mood, isn’t she.

I heard that!!!

Monday Meows

Hello.

Wait, is the “loaner” cat back?!

I think she’s back. 😾

I seek asylum with the dishware.

Here I come to save…the day?