Monday Meows

So, there I was…

Ooh, dish!

Bleah. Cheap visual pun is cheap.

If you’re going to be that way about it…

So I told it about global warming.

Did I mention, “bleah?”

“Depress button! I get it it!” *hysterical laughter*

Monday Meows

Four catkerters in search of an author…s lap.

We are not amused.

Do better, dude.

Subpar, sir, subpar.

3.2 from the ginger judge.

Monday Meows

I get by with a little help from my friends.

I get high with a little help from my friends.

Mmm, gonna try with a little help from…

Y’all do you, but I’ll be here alone and unworried.

Me too.

Monday Meows

Of course this is comfortable, why do you even ask?

Because it’s flattening the side of your head.

I laugh at your concerns!

Okay, that’s just creepy.

Dude, that’s not even one of her three scariest expressions.

Monday Meows

 

When shall we three meet again?

In thunder?

Lightning…?

Or in rain?

You’re shitting me, right?

How about on the chaise? Is that good for everyone?  Golden!

Monday Meows

Not tasting…nosing with a side of teefs.

You realize that two things that are equal to the same thing are the same, right?

Did anyone else see that thing that went over my head?

Not a metaphor, folks, just Jeeves.

Yeah, he’s more of a metatwo.

Monday Meows

Hark!

Is that?

Herald Angels singing?

Nope, it’s Reginald Angles, no relation.

Really? Really? That’s the punchline you’re going with?

Monday Meows

A short horror story told in pictures.

We open on a cat, intrigued by the NOISE UNDER THE CHAISE

I will hunt it down!

The hell, dude!?

Oh, wait…that’s the spot.

Yeah!

We must never speak of this again.

Monday Meows

I hate his fuzzy orange butt soooo much.

Thought experiment, what if he was twins?

Like this?

Ooh, I want to watch this one from a safe distance.

Ngngngngngngngngngn!

Monday Meows

I’m watching you.

And him.

And them.

You’d better not be watching me.

Don’t look over your shoulder, but that’s what the gargoyle is for.