Ah, my salad days, when I was green in judgement, cold in blood… Cats DO NOT eat salad. But sometimes you just have to stop and sniff the…cat? ??? What’s black and white and dumb all over? Look, I’ve got sunscreen, a pair of shades, and some…test strips? The hell? Spare cats courtesy of Kim […]
Jeeves “Dignity and Grace” McCullough, why do you ask? Nobody asked. My middle name is Mischief! Nobody asked? Also, Poise and Good Judgment! Um, I seem to have misplaced my forelegs, can we focus on that?
I command the banning of all kittens from this space! So let it be written, so let it be done. Finally. Our long national nightmare is over…zzzzzzzzzzz I second that zzzzzzz, and call the question. Zzzzzzzzz JAWS theme
Is that ‘nip?! The best ‘nip, dudes, the best I know what I want to nip! Chill, man, take another shot of catnip and— EXTREME KITTEN FLASHBACK! Holy catballs, that’s not okay. Bad trip, man, bad trip.
If I see one more kitten picture I’m going to barf! Dudette! That which has been seen cannot be unseen! Ha, I am indelible! I am…oh, why even bother? Sleep it off, man, sleep it off.
I’m from the past and I’m here to warn you about the kitten! I thought time travelers came from the future to issue warnings… Please, just make it stop. Chill, it’s long gone. This is just an echo of the past. Monkey, you know I can make you regret all this kitten shit, right? […]
I live up here until the kitten is gone. Relax, it left weeks ago. But I’m going to be making guest appearances for ages. …Heh. No. I put my paw down on this one. …or, is it up? It’s gone. Ima look at squirrels. We need to have a commission to investigate how it got […]
We have reached the end of an era with the passing of Coconut, the last of the cats of Castle Gaiman. Back in 2010, when I first became friends with Neil, I absolutely fell in love with the menagerie that lived at his house and spent many hours walking borrowed dogs, petting the resident cats, […]
Sleep battle, yo! I’m down. Dis cat sleeps better’n anyone! She ain’t sleeping, she’s stoned. I see what you did there.
Monkey, tell me a story. Monkey… Monkey. Monkey! Oh, damn, it’s that thing again. Really? Oh, hell. Send it away! I think we should kill it with fur. Yes, make it so.