Monday Meows

I’m bored.

I’m bored by this board.

I’m filled with a sort of existential ennui.

Isn’t dat just a fancy way of saying bored?

No sir, it’s a philosophical statement about the very nature of engagement.

Yeah, now I’m bored too. G’night.

Monday Meows

All right, cue the Mission Impossible Theme!

Oh no.

Duh-duh-duhnuh!

Jeeve’s isn’t the only weird one.

Duhnuh-nuh!

You know, I was just leaving…

Duhnuh-nuh!

Pretty good move, that one.

Mission Accomplished!

 

Monday Meows Committeea Del Arte Version

The chair would now entertain a motion to approve the minutes.

So moved.

Second.

Point of order. Dogs are not voting members of the committee.

Fine. Second.

Point of order. Neither are kittens.

The chair would now entertain a motion to nominate a new chair.

…Please.