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Spread out, we’re taking this beach!
Aiee, the turtles are coming! The turtles are coming!
Chill, it’s going to take them like five hours just to reach the photographer.
I have them in my sights!
They’re turtles…what are they going to do, shell the beach?
No, they are going to sit at my feet and learn the ancient art of catjitsu!
Hey, man, I see by your outfit that you are a leezard…
I see by your outfit that you’re a lizard too!
I like lizards, they’re delicious on toast.
So are you, my dude, so are you.
Is it time for my cameo?
Bast, I cannot stand it when he does one of these guest episodes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Absolutely not!
Goose!
Goose who?
Gooseunheit?
Wait, did someone sneeze?
This thing isn’t warm at all! What the hell?
You do understand it needs to be plugged in? Right?
The box isn’t the only thing that’s empty.
Who needs a fireplace when the sun IS RIGHT THERE?
Can I get an electric fireplace in a sunbeam? I’ll wait..
My plan to steal his place is almost complete.
That is my brother, good sir, how very dare you?
Spicy!
Did somebody say…”spicy?”
I never understand what’s going on around here.
I, too, am puzzled. Get it? Huh? Huh?
Pardon me, sir, but do you have any gray poupon.
Yeah, yeah, orange cat does a mustard joke. Stereotype much?
Wait, is this the internet? Because, I didn’t sign up for that.
Why do you hate ketchup!?
Y’all are weird, you know that, right?
I’m melting…
Cool story bro.
I wish I was melting, my back is killing me.
I melted once, but I got better.
So many brothers, so few catapults. Sigh.
I am camelflagged! I am inwisible!
I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.
I don’t think they’re even words.
I don’t think.
I don’t care. Sunbeam FTW! Also, I blend in better than he does.
I’m spelunking.
Funny, that’s the noise I make when I drink like this.
I’m surrounded by idiots in tuxedos.
I resemble that remark.
Well, I don’t! Why does everyone always forget the ginger?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dude, tryin’ sleep here.
I’ll give him something to scream about.
Then he’ll make more noise. Maybe, don’t?
I’m bored, I vote for violence.
I hate you all.
