Monday Meows

Catauntum tunneling effect activate!

I don’t think it works like that.

Then what does it en–tail? Heh.

Is that the bad joke alert? Quick, to the critic-mobile!

Monday Meows

Have you ever really looked at your paws…because they’re fucking enormous!

Dude, that’s just perspective. Like mine on my target…

You’d regret it…very very very briefly.

I don’t think he regretted it.

I am the shadow that lurks above the cat blog! Bwa-ha-ha!

…the hell was that about?

Monday Meows

I am Boadicea, queen of the Box.

I am Jeeves the Box Troll!

I am Oddgrr, and I stand above the box.

I can’t believe any of you are taken seriously.

Monday Meows

Caa’t, some assembly required.

This. To…

…this, to…

…this? No, maybe that’s a step in the wrong direction…

Naw, it’s good. This is totally what a caa’t look like. Has anyone seen my face…

Monday Meows

Space, the final frontier!

Dude, those stars are just glow in the dark stickers.  Get a grip.

I think he’s talking about the void between those glorious bat ears.

Wake me if anyone has a point. Ever. Anyone? Bueller?

Monday Meows

Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell…scrod?

Huh, I’ve never heard it conjugated that way before.

He did not just make the scrod joke. I refuse it.

It’s like watching the world burn all from the comfort of your own bed…

Monday Meows

Today it is my pleasure to introduce…is that my tail?

No, it is my glorious plumage.

Is a Plu Mage the kind that can only cast healing spells?

……………………………………..No, you’re thinking of an I Mage.

No, that’s Apple’s latest sorcerer.

I can’t believe you guys blew our guest appearance this badly.

Monday Meows

 

Make sure you get my good side!

Like this?

All my sides are good!

Do you ever feel like you’re living in a nightmare?

Monday Meows

Is day for lurkings!

Got it. Resting shark face!

That is NOT what she said.

Iza lurkin with stylings!

 

Monday Meows

It’s August and the living is hot. I rests now.

Yep, but, dude! Blankets, srsly?

I’m not even sure why you’re curling up. That way lies heatyness.

Blep.