Have you ever considered the benefits of a good life insurance policy?
ARRRRRRRRRR!
Not relevant. Also, chill!
Like diss?
Oooh, yeah, exactly like that.
Art imitating life imitating art imitating…. Screw it, pour one for me.
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Da fuck?
I was born for this moment. Come at me, poultry demons!
Cluck, cluck, cluck, *******Fucker!
I’ll be under the blankets, thankyouverymuch.
Same but breathable. Some of us need oxygen for our brains.
Are you calling me stupid?!
The fact that you have to ask…
Send the chickens to me. I need blood and souls for Bast.
We…wish…you…a…stop. We wish you would stop.
No, this is cool. Really.
OMG! Is Santa really Captain America?
No. Just. No.
I wish you a merry…
Ha! Die stupid hat! Die!
I have you now, and your ruby slippers too!
The precious is mine!
I hate each and every one of you.
And, no I am not participating willingly. Please call my assassin. I have a job…