Monday Meows
July 6, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
Hi, I Kitten!
Oh, Hell No!
Shoot me now.
I’d take you up on that, but I’d have to move.
Chill, it’ll be gone soon.
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Monday Meows
June 29, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
Iz Sleeps Day
I’m in. We’re competing, right?
Six eight from the feline judge.
Scooba-do-dap-zow-zzzzzzzzzzz!
Monday Meows
June 15, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
Dis quarantine stuff is getting old, my battery died.
So, recharge it.
You can DO THAT? I have wasted so much money on new phones…
I’m not listening!
Would you all shut up, dis my favorite show! It’s got the bald guy.
Monday Meows
June 8, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
I am Boudica, all shall love me and despair!
I thought it was pronounced, Boa-Day-Chia, like the pet.
In her case it’s probably Boo-Dick-Ka, like the giant snake.
I like Boo-Dick-Ka, it’s one of my favorite dishes! …what?
Monday RoMeow And Juliet
June 1, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
Not soft, what cake through yonder window breaks?
Oh ghods…here we go again
Tis the fruit and duly soaked in rum
What did Shakespeare ever do to you?
Arise, fair yeast, and fluff the envious bread!
I kind of like dis one…is my young mind getting moldy?
Tis fat and ready to butter and grease!
It’ll be over soon, right?
But thou, old maid, art far more loaf than she.
That’s it, you’re done!
Monday Meows
May 25, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
Hep, hep, I’z trapped! I’z being oppressed!
Did you hear something that sounded like a kitten?
Nope.
And neither did you. Not if you know what’s good for you.
‘s okay?
‘s all right.
F***ing catnip dreams.
Monday Meows
May 18, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
Every time I count, I come up with an extra foot…
Oh, honey…
Just let it go.
I think I can get out of here this way…
Why everybody so weird, I sleeps now.
Monday Meows May The 4th Be With You
May 4, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
May the 4th be with you!
Live long and pawsper!
Wrong franchise, dudette.
I Jedi, see my robez!
Taste the force!
What does that even mean?
Halp, I iz trapped in a trash compactor!
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Soon, my apprentice you will belong to me!
Monday Meows
April 27, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
You may kiss the royal paw…
May I really?
I don’t want to, you can’t make me, and I have knives, so there.
I iz puzzled.
Have you ever really looked at your box?
Monday Meows
April 20, 2020 in Cat Things, Friday Cat Blogging, Pets and other friends
I spy with my…is that my…oh, wait, it’s my line! Hey gurl…
You, sir, are a cad.
My bruder is computer assisted design? Whoaaaaaaa…
Have you been into the nip again?
No nip here.
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
DUD? Me no gets it.
