Category: Pets and other friends

Shelve me under Z for nap.

That is NOT how nap is spelled, Madam!

She said nap, so I guess I napzzzzzzz.

Hey guys, I think we may have a major timeline leak here. Guys?

Of course I’m comfortable. Don’t I look comfortable?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude…

Yeah, I’m comfortable too, you can tell by how floofy my tails is.

Now, that’s funny!

How did I get saddled with three teenagers? Better nap it off.

Cheese it, it’s the heat!

Did you say “cheese”?

Mmm, cheese…

Consider it cheesed, sir.

Mom, she’s touching me!

Seriously?

Mom?

Not really?

Mom?

Give it a rest, dude.

 

 

Pardon me, have you heard the good word about dog?

Oh, HELL NO!

I’m listening.

I’m not. Not listening, that is. NOT listening.

Do you ever get the feeling that we’re not alone in the universe?

Well, there are the thumb-monkeys, created to bring us treats.

Not enough treats.

Never enough.

Am having hard time choosing; left or right?

Why not both?

Devilcat.

From here in the blind we are observing the rare cattus goofus maximus.

Both was a bad idea.

I can’t believe he actually did it.

Dullest rave ever!

Here, let me bust a move!

Bust a move? Srsly? What is this, 1989?

Speaking of 1989: U Can’t Touch This!

They’re here!

Great, ask them to fetch me a sammich.

I don’t think they’re that kind of they…

Then, what good are they?

“Good” is not on their agenda!

Screw that, then. Wake me when they’re gone.

I got legs, and I know how to use them…

You mean for walking, right?

Somehow, I don’t think that’s where he was going with that.

I got legs too. Now, if I can just get them untied…

That’s sooooo not okay.

Prude!