Category: Pets and other friends

Somewhere out there…

No singing!

How about conjuring? As in Mister Mistopholes, the original…

Don’t make me come over there and slap you silly.

Can somebody make this hat work?

Like dis?

No, like dis. I haz headscarfs!

In Catistan, Cat wears you as hat!

Is this a mousie I see before me, it’s squeaker toward my paw?

Hey Gurl!

Wait, did he just ‘hey gurl,” Lady MacMurderpaw?

Yupper.

Okay, cool.

My gallop ends in wall. Fuzzy, comfy…zzzzzzzz

That boy is a ten gallon hat on a three gallon mind.

Wait, are we doing a cowboy theme? I forgot my saddle.

I’ll just be over here doing a facepaw.

I’m sooooooooo bored.

Sounds like a job for random leezard!

…the hell?

________________________Yeah, so much that.

Everybody love leezard! Especially teeny leezard.

No, really, they don’t.

But, and I want to emphasize this: RANDOM LEEZARD!

That’s just no okay.

Quick form circle of defense!

What are the birds doing with that rocket launcher?

Oooh, I can’t watch.

Do not want rockets.

Do you ever get the feeling you missed a meeting?

___________________________________Every damn day.

Into the bunker!

I string, you string, we all string for icetring!

That is NOT how that goes.

I box, you box…

Still no.

Monkeys always use deez, am baiting skritch trap.

You get skritches, I get deir ankles!

This will not end well.

True, but don’t you want to watch the train wreck?

Well, yeah…

 

Hep! Is being eated by bed!

Can’t hep, eated by box.

Can veryfy, hez eated by box.

Yeah, I’ll get right on that rescue attempt.

Dat’s funny ’cause it’s a lie.

Do these headphones make me look sophisticated?