Category: Pets and other friends

*sings* I’m am defying gravity!

Yeah, well, I’m defying this giant pile of gloves.

Why are you defying gloves?

Somebody has to!

He actually has a point. A dumb point, but a point nonetheless.

I touch your head!

What if I touch yours back, orangie-boi?

As long as you get the right…spot…YEAH THERE, RIGHT THERE!

I HAVE A BOX!

Yeah, while I am about to give you another one…this time to the ears!

I’ll take “what is a non sequitur for 500, Alex.”

How about we just take it easy this week?

My chance to seize power has arrived! BWA-HA-HA!

Yeah, seize away, know yourself out. They won’t even let you order pizza.

To be fair you, wanted pineapple and herring, and that is NOT okay.

You want power, little one, come and try to take it!

This is going to end well…

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A whole different crew!

Hey, I didn’t sign up for this…

Just be glad you didn’t get cast opposite the velicoraptor!

The what now?

No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die!

Ooh, this is going to be AWESOME!

We meet at last, Mister Wooster! And your precious Jeeves won’t save  you!

Yeah, now tell me something I don’t know.

Well, the square root of a negative number…

Funny because it’s true.

 

Who knows what ebils lurk in the darkness of the fridge!?

Oh, honey…

That’s the cat you’ve chosen to apprentice yourself to, orange boi!

Whatevs, I’m just learning his photogenic ways for my own…purposes.

THE JEEBSO KNOWS!

I am too cute and too smart to hang out with these losers…yet here I am.

I can FLY!

Ooh, let me try that…how high do you have to jump from?

This will end with a THUD, and the determination to try again. Sigh.

I cannot believe this is my life with three little brothers.

Dude, you’re embarrassing me!

Yeah, that’s kind of his deal.

What R em-bar-ass?

That’s what happens when you sit too close to the fire.

I’m soooooo disturbed that he has an apprentice now.

 

I’ve got a sinking feeling…

I can’t believe you went there.

Never doubt my dedication.

I think we should bag it, tag it, and call it a night.

Somewhere out there, is a better job.

Beneath clear banana skies.

Do you ever get the feeling that you’ve missed an important explainer?

Every day, every damn day.

 

*sniffs* Chateau lafeet-rothschild…2022?

That is NOT okay.

Don’t kink shame, it’s not cool.

I’m more a chardonnay cat, myself…