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I am not amused with your silly camera.
Koo-koo-kachoo
You have irritated me, I will destroy you with my mind.
You humans sit funny. Like dis. What’s up with that?
I was gonna sit there, but you’re in my sun. Deal.
I AM beauty.
Come ‘ere, I’m a smack you one.
I still want to know where the water goes.
Bring me a…tunafish!
Crazy eyes, moi?
Hey Girl!
Does this foot taste funny to you?
I was going to kill you, but then I decided to take a lil nap insteadzzzzz.
But where does the water GO?!?
I iz thankfuls for being all dark and mysterious…
I iz thankfuls for my svelte and dainty figure.
I iz thankfuls for my mad ninja skillz!
I iz thankfuls for sleeping like nobody’s watching.
I iz thankfuls for getting on the counter wifout getting smacked.
I iz thankfuls for teh smack I iz about to give Coconut.
I haz a cute.
Well, I haz a beautiful.
I haz cute little pink jelly-bean toes of doom!
I haz a hangover.
We haz a buddy movie.
She’s listing hard to starboard!
Cutest. Tail. ever!
You’re putting me on the internet again, aren’t you. Sigh.
It crunches, yes it does, it crunches most wonderfully!
Radiator Party!
I view your proposal with suspicion.
I view you with suspicion.
Today, I drink from the other sink. Today is a good day.
Dude, I own you.
I despair, therefor I is.
I kill you with rays from my mind.
This camera taste great.
Jus chillin’
I am disappointed in the quality of these treats.
Mmm, excellent vintage.
Tail!
Yesh, mashter, whatever you command, just rub my belly first.
There’s something wrong with my gravity and I resent it.
Toldja I’d fit. Now shut up and help me out.
Notice how the tile and grout compliment my fur.
I fluff at you, sir. I fluff most mightily.
Are you my mommy?
Donwanna go to dentist.
Does anybody know where the hell this leg came from?
BE the muffin-top.
I haz a picturesque.
I haz an awake. Do not want.
I haz a cute.
I haz a sunbeam!
Hey girl…
Me aaand my (slightly disturbing) shaaadoow…
She’s right behind me, isn’t she?
We are not cats. We are Devo!
Doggo. Whatever.
I’ve got my eye on you, mister.
Dude, turn the damn sun down!
Don’t. Even. Think. About. It.
You’re mine. I own you.
Hold the glass still, you fool.
That’s so gross. Can I go next?
