Category: Friday Cat Blogging

You are the wind beneath my tail!

Uh, wut?

I blep in your general direction, madam.

I thought it was kind of sweet. A whole may the road hit you in the face vibe.

There has got to be a way out of here…

Read me a story, monkey.

Yeah. I like stories.

You’re riding that monkey all wrong.

Ha!

Can we get back to the story thing? That sounds wonderful.

I iz exploratious!

That’s not a word.

Sure it is. I explorating this plant.

I think you mean “exploiting.”

I think you should see my impression of a prancing pony!

The hell, man? The hell?

It’s soooo beautiful…

I like plants.

Dude.

Hey man, don’t be a hater. That’s my job.

Funny because it’s true.

 

 

I think I might be developing a drinking problem. Method, not content.

I might be judging you.

I’m definitely judging her.

Which is why you joined me in licking the tub, right?

Embarrassing. All of you.

What evil lurks in the hearts of cats? It me.

So there’s that. How’s your day going?

Well, this is awkward…

I cannot unsee what I have seen.

How does she get her neck to do that?

 

 

I’m defying gravity.

That’s not defying gravity. THIS is defying gravity.

Oh noes, I’m being sucked into the gravity well. Lawks.

I see your gravity well and raise you a pair of eye lasers.

Food has a higher gravity than gravity. Obviously.

 

I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve called you here today.

Nope.

Not even a little bit.

Face it, you’re only talking to yourself.

Don’t tell him. He still hasn’t figured mirrors out.

That’s just sad. Even I get mirrors.

They’re the ones that can’t buy drinks yet. Right?

Ahem. MiMiMi. Ahem. ME-OW.

There’s something seriously wrong with that cat.

Like, dude, that not even a cat, man. Also you’re snuggling cement.

Don’t kink shame. Now, who do I have to shiv to make the d*o*g go away?

Don’t sweat the small stuff, my dude. Go with sleep, sun, and acres of nip.

Spare “cat” courtesy of Jim and Stewart

What should we do today?

Same thing we do every day, plot to take over the world

NARF! I got this!

Do you want to explain it to him?

I’ve tried. So many many many times. Let him have it.