Category: Friday Cat Blogging

What are the birds doing with that rocket launcher?

Oooh, I can’t watch.

Do not want rockets.

Do you ever get the feeling you missed a meeting?

___________________________________Every damn day.

Into the bunker!

I string, you string, we all string for icetring!

That is NOT how that goes.

I box, you box…

Still no.

Monkeys always use deez, am baiting skritch trap.

You get skritches, I get deir ankles!

This will not end well.

True, but don’t you want to watch the train wreck?

Well, yeah…

 

Hep! Is being eated by bed!

Can’t hep, eated by box.

Can veryfy, hez eated by box.

Yeah, I’ll get right on that rescue attempt.

Dat’s funny ’cause it’s a lie.

Do these headphones make me look sophisticated?

Have you ever considered the benefits of litter insurance?

OFFS!

Did he just say _litter_ insurance?

That is soooooo not okay.

Tell me more about this litter insurance…I would like to subscribe to your podcast.

I seem to have been shelved in the video game section.

I have been shelved under blanket, and I’m okay with that.

I can be monkey and reshelve you as soon as I learn how to operate pants.

Say what now?

Alas, I cannot make the meeting today, I haz the sleeps.

Woe, I too haz the sleeps.

The sleeps, they is catchulating.

If I have to go, all you jokers have to go too. We have quorum to meet.

I hate meetings and move we adjourn. Seconds?

These are the times that try cats soles!

What is he on about?

Summer soldier and sunshine catriots will shrink from the icy deck.

Yep. It’s still fucking cold out there.

Winter, like hell, is not easily conquered…

Wait, is he saying that the monkeys opened the porch up?

Yeppers.

TO THE PORCH!

It’s heat wave, it’s a tropical heat wave…

I think I’ll wait.

I think I may be developing a drinking problem—no thumbs.

Get the thumb-monkey to do it. That’s what they’re named for.

I be thumb-monkey! Just as soon as I figures out dese pants things!

I have the weirdest damned family.