Dude, you’re embarrassing me!
Yeah, that’s kind of his deal.
What R em-bar-ass?
That’s what happens when you sit too close to the fire.
I’m soooooo disturbed that he has an apprentice now.
Category: Friday Cat Blogging
Monday Meows
I’ve got a sinking feeling…
I can’t believe you went there.
Never doubt my dedication.
I think we should bag it, tag it, and call it a night.
Somewhere out there, is a better job.
Beneath clear banana skies.
Do you ever get the feeling that you’ve missed an important explainer?
Every day, every damn day.
Monday Meows
*sniffs* Chateau lafeet-rothschild…2022?
That is NOT okay.
Don’t kink shame, it’s not cool.
I’m more a chardonnay cat, myself…
Monday Meows
Dammit, I’m late for my committee meeting!
Yeah, me too. Feeling pretty bad about it.
The urgency is almost palpable…
There’s nothing I look forward more to than a good meeting…
Sure, we all make it on time, and the chair sleeps in…
Monday Meows
Dignity. Above all things. Dignity.
100 Percent, Mon Capitan! 100 Percent!
I don’t think that word means what you think it means…
That’s never stopped them before.
Monday Meows
Tube one loaded and ready to fire.
Tube two loaded and ready to fire.
Transient! Launch! Launch! Launch!
You guys are really strange. You know that, right?
Monday Meows
I’m tooooouching Bodi.
You realize she’s going to slap the shit out of you, right?
Speaking of which…
Yep. 4.5 from the Felinian judge.
Monday Meows
I HAZ A PLAN!
Is it a good plan? Or is it a bad plan?
It’s not a plan at all! It’s a Jeeves.
Spelled b.a.d.p.l.a.n….
I refuse to dignitate that with answeration.
Monday Meows
It’s the simple dignity of the moment that I appreciate.
That’s not very dignatious.
Did you just say “dignatious” like it was an actual word?
He did.
………………….Indubitably.
I’d ask you to spell indubitably, but I wouldn’t live long enough for you to get there.
I can totally do spelling!
Sure, you just keep telling yourself that.
Monday Meows
Dis my spot!
I had a spot. Now I have otters.
That’s otterly ridiculous!
No.
Just. No.
