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Watch me do my seal sunning herself on the beach impression.
3.2 from the Kiwi judge, or, New Zealand fur seal is not impressed.
Did someone say not impressed, because that’s totally my job around here.
I bow before you superior unimpressive skills.
And then I strike from above like this!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzmph, I had the weirdest dream…
Was it about wetas? Because wetas are awesome! Amirite? Amirite?
Sleepy heap.
Black cat on a nearly black background…or, eyes.
Basket cat says: “go-way!”
Big head, moi?
If I were bigger, I’d eat you. You know that, right?
Why yes, I am a sun worshipper. How did you guess?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog May 15 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
The author attempting to work…
Have you seen my legs?
Kitty sandwich.
Up periscope…Dive Dive Dive!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog May 8 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Flat-cat Medley
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog May 1 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
One of these things is not like the others…
Dude, that’s really disturbing!
But it’s sooooo beatiful…
Wait, was that an enormous corrugated steel sheep?
Absolutely not. It was a giant corrugated steel wolf in sheep’s clothing. See!
Dude, maybe you should step down your dosage…
Random rhinoceros!
This show is going to the dogs…
Sweet, I’m ready for my closeup.
Why the hell did the thumb-monkeys bring me lemons?
Do I look like I care?
The Shadow knows!
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Nope, I’m pretty sure she’s serious.
I must be dreaming, because that looked like a meerkat.
Nope. It was a meerkat. That or a hallucination. I’m a hallucination.
What do you mean, your chair?
You, down there, prepare to die!
Sun worshiper…duh
The screen porch is nearly six inches away!
So, don’t hassle me about getting out and about.
Up to something? Me? While everyone else is on the porch? Never.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 24 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Spring!
Spring!
Spring!
Spring…ooh, camera…spring…camera…
Feed me dammit!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 17 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Watch me do a bunny shadow next!
Okay, now bring me a bucket of fish!
It’s my chair now, buddy.
See! I do too fit under here…I just can’t get out.
I’m paused. Now, what?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 10 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Wha…oh, it just you.
I’m ready for my closeup.
It’s snowing and I blame you
Why yes, I did walk on your breakfast. Why do you ask?
I knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men…me!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 5 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)