I haz an ebil plan!
All shall love me and despair!
The Nip Must Flow
Not without the will of the Bene Caterat.
This is not going to end well…
Dali cat agrees.
With thanks to the madcap imagination of Matt Kuchta, speaker for cats.
Category: Cat Things
Retro Friday Cat Blogging
Rarrrrrr!
Yeah, I’m a cat. Deal.
I snub you foods that requires thumbs. I snub you.
I’m too sexy for…well, anything.
I’m just tooooo sexy, period.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 23 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Retro Friday Cat Blogging
Call me the napper…zzzzz
Dark cat sits on the edge of darkness, darkly.
Intrepid explorer cat explores intrepidly!
Why yes, I am devilishly charming, why do you ask?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 16 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Retro Friday Cat Blogging
Why am I always in the giant cat bed?
That’s a pretty personal question, don’t you think?
That’s a pretty personal question, don’t you think?
Oh look, a camera. Joy.
Hold still, I eat your face.
Can you help me untie my legs?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 9 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Retro Friday Cat Blogging
Spring cat is very happy with the weather.
Does this canyon make me look too skinny?
To scratch or not to scratch? That is the question.
Now that you’ve found me, I’m going to have to kill you.
You know that, right?
I think I broke my yin-yang.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog April 2 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Friday Cat Blogging
Sir, do you fleer and scorn at my solemnity
I do, sir, I do fleer and scorn.
I ignore you all in favor of the one true god…FOOD!
I blur and scurry at your fuds, because I have them not.
Who the hell are all these extra cats?
I dunno, man, Ima hide in the basement till they’re gone.
They look better from this angle.
Is that MY tail?
*with thanks to Matt, Mandy, and the house of Gaiman for the spare cats.
Retro Friday Cat Blogging
What deer in headlights?
Come closer, come closer little rabbit.
One of these days I’ma blast you with my laser eyes.
Yeah, laugh it up, you’ll pay later.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 19 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Retro Friday Cat Blogging
Intrepid explorer cat explores intrepidly
Fat cat slowly and grumpily becoming less fat
I know where you sleep monkey-boy!
I spy with my laser eye…
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 12 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Retro Friday Cat Blogging
3 cats in a 1 cat space…this is not going to end well.
Otter cat has lost her shell cracking stone 🙁
Piano cat does not want piano played.
Or perhaps piano cat is just sun cat in a different beam.
I controlz da TV wif my mind…I mean head.
I just have very large bones!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 5 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Retro Friday Cat Blogging
I’m not looking at you.
Stitch bit me!
Hold very still, there is a bug on your head. I will kill it now.
Oh yeah.
No, I’m really quite comfortable. Why do you ask?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Feb 26 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)