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I iz kitten and unspeakably cute. I make you obsolete. Fear me.
How about if I just eat you instead?
It does look kind of tender and tasty…
Cattibalism is just gross.
It really depends on how you cook them. Take this fire pit here…
Oooh may I take recipe notes?
I don’t care what any of you say, I’m not doing the peeling this time.
Spare cats courtesy of Kim and Jonny and Jim and Stewart and Paul and Rita
I haz plan and it involves delicious delicious vegetables!
There is something seriously wrong with that cat.
Maybe he was raised by wild gourds?
Now, that’s just silly.
Definitely. Everyone knows it’s cabbages that raise lost kittens.
OMNOMNOM!!!
Spare cat courtesy of Kim and Jonny
I cutes, I sleeps with fisses.
I like fisses!
Yeah, but they make your furs stink, and that’s gross!
I sleeps with my stoned buddy.
I sleeps with reckless abandon!
I sleeps, perchance to dream.
Spare cats courtesy of Kim and Jonny and Matt and Mandy
Hallooo, I are a cat, plz show me yr fud bowls!
I’m dubious.
Don mak me laze you wit my deth eye!
That is SERIOUSLY not okay.
I got dis. I deths it from above!
Y’all knock yourselves, I’m going stay here on the nice warm X-Box.
Ah, my salad days, when I was green in judgement, cold in blood…
Cats DO NOT eat salad.
But sometimes you just have to stop and sniff the…cat? ???
What’s black and white and dumb all over?
Look, I’ve got sunscreen, a pair of shades, and some…test strips? The hell?
Spare cats courtesy of Kim and Jonny and Matt and Mandy
Jeeves “Dignity and Grace” McCullough, why do you ask?
Nobody asked.
My middle name is Mischief!
Nobody asked?
Also, Poise and Good Judgment!
Um, I seem to have misplaced my forelegs, can we focus on that?
I command the banning of all kittens from this space!
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Finally.
Our long national nightmare is over…zzzzzzzzzzz
I second that zzzzzzz, and call the question. Zzzzzzzzz
JAWS theme
Is that ‘nip?!
The best ‘nip, dudes, the best
I know what I want to nip!
Chill, man, take another shot of catnip and—
EXTREME KITTEN FLASHBACK!
Holy catballs, that’s not okay.
Bad trip, man, bad trip.
If I see one more kitten picture I’m going to barf!
Dudette! That which has been seen cannot be unseen!
Ha, I am indelible!
I am…oh, why even bother?
Sleep it off, man, sleep it off.
I’m from the past and I’m here to warn you about the kitten!
I thought time travelers came from the future to issue warnings…
Please, just make it stop.
Chill, it’s long gone. This is just an echo of the past.
Monkey, you know I can make you regret all this kitten shit, right?
