Category: Cat Things

For me? You shouldn’t have!

They didn’t. You only came by it because of an unhappy chance!

It could have been mine.

It should have been mine.

I iz still a loaf!

We will have it my precious, oh yes, we will have it.

I iz perfectest cat loaf ever.

Nope. That would be me.

There is something wrong with those boys. I don’t know why we kept them.

That’s what I said about you.

I see what you did there.

I sink, therefore I am.

No. Just. No.

Man, I never get to have any fun. Jeeves always gets the good lines.

I do. Oh, I do.

I’m bored.

I’m bored by this board.

I’m filled with a sort of existential ennui.

Isn’t dat just a fancy way of saying bored?

No sir, it’s a philosophical statement about the very nature of engagement.

Yeah, now I’m bored too. G’night.

All right, cue the Mission Impossible Theme!

Oh no.

Duh-duh-duhnuh!

Jeeve’s isn’t the only weird one.

Duhnuh-nuh!

You know, I was just leaving…

Duhnuh-nuh!

Pretty good move, that one.

Mission Accomplished!

 

I iz in jail. Iz sadz.

He’s not serious, is he?

What do you think? It’s Jeeves.

So serious!

No prison can hold me cooper!

Does he think he’s in a chicken coop?

Just let it go.

A little help here! Someone needs to pull me out of this couch.

Take my paw.

Reach!

I haz paws! Lemme jus figure out which is which…

I makes sleep ball.

You do you, but I gotta sleep BOOGIE!

I position my sleep for maximum fan admiration and brand building.

 

I hate everyone. Leave me alone.

Works for me, lady.

Y’all do your thing. Ima just chill here.

I am your god king!

Or was that a non-sequiter?