Category: Cat Things

They’re here!

Great, ask them to fetch me a sammich.

I don’t think they’re that kind of they…

Then, what good are they?

“Good” is not on their agenda!

Screw that, then. Wake me when they’re gone.

I got legs, and I know how to use them…

You mean for walking, right?

Somehow, I don’t think that’s where he was going with that.

I got legs too. Now, if I can just get them untied…

That’s sooooo not okay.

Prude!

So, I sez to the guy, I sez…

She’s talking to the gargoyle again, isn’t she?

Yep.

I iz still cat loaf!

Do you see what I have to put up with?

Maybe she’s talking to the little lizard…

…………………………………Huh, well that’s fine then.

For me? You shouldn’t have!

They didn’t. You only came by it because of an unhappy chance!

It could have been mine.

It should have been mine.

I iz still a loaf!

We will have it my precious, oh yes, we will have it.

I iz perfectest cat loaf ever.

Nope. That would be me.

There is something wrong with those boys. I don’t know why we kept them.

That’s what I said about you.

I see what you did there.

I sink, therefore I am.

No. Just. No.

Man, I never get to have any fun. Jeeves always gets the good lines.

I do. Oh, I do.

I’m bored.

I’m bored by this board.

I’m filled with a sort of existential ennui.

Isn’t dat just a fancy way of saying bored?

No sir, it’s a philosophical statement about the very nature of engagement.

Yeah, now I’m bored too. G’night.

All right, cue the Mission Impossible Theme!

Oh no.

Duh-duh-duhnuh!

Jeeve’s isn’t the only weird one.

Duhnuh-nuh!

You know, I was just leaving…

Duhnuh-nuh!

Pretty good move, that one.

Mission Accomplished!

 

I iz in jail. Iz sadz.

He’s not serious, is he?

What do you think? It’s Jeeves.

So serious!

No prison can hold me cooper!

Does he think he’s in a chicken coop?

Just let it go.

A little help here! Someone needs to pull me out of this couch.

Take my paw.

Reach!

I haz paws! Lemme jus figure out which is which…