I think it’s time we had a meeting about all the “guest stars” lately.
I’d like to weigh in here on behalf of my clients.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Yeah, that’s probably not okay.
But…eeeet looks deleeeecious.
He’s Jeeves, but he does have a point…nom nom nom.
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
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Monday Meows
Hey, dis spa is broked! I’z not bubble or water!
You heard the lady, fix it. Also close the door and hit extended wash.
Be right there, fixing the pool first.
Was that another ducking leezard?
Yep. Lil duckers.
Still better than the damned guest cat. In MY house.
Monday Meows
Grawr! …said the dapper yet elegant leezard king.
Oooooh, that looks interesting.
The fuck? I thought I was the headline guest for this ep?!
Dammit, it’s that little monster cat again!
Talk to the toes, lil monster.
I am feeling anxiety about all the guest stars. Am I getting written out?
No, never*.
………..Perish the thought.
*Dibs on his dressing room.
Monday Meows
New interpretive dance piece dropping.
We were just leaving.
Critics, man…
2.5 from the Leezard judge.
Also, the original was better, if I do say so myself.
I prefer Shakespeare.
Monday Meows
I am the jelly filling in the doughnut of life.
That’s profound.
No, it absolutely is not. There was no thought involved.
Not even the sound of one brain cell flapping.
Monday Meows
Hep, I’z trapped innnna corner!
Good luck with that.
Sure, you laugh now, but he really can’t get out on his own.
I’z dreamin of royaling it up innnna parade! Elbow elbow, wrist wrist…
Monday Meows
Do you want to see the back half of a cat?
No, absolutely not.
Then you get front half with a blep!
I’m surrounded by idicats!
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Monday Meows
Look at me!
The fuck was that?!
Birb! Really big birb.
I’z hidin’ so it no eats me.
Chill, my dude, iz not that kind of birb.
Okay then, nap party over here!
Monday Meows
Hold it still so I can hit it!
Yeah, I’ll get right on that. Zzzzzzzz
But what if it’s a…squirrel?!
Don’ mess with skwirl, man, they rip you up.
Monday Meows
Toed you so!
The hell?
Back of cat says what?
Wut?
I’ll just be over here with the saner members of the household.
