Yes, my apprentice, the time is almost upon us. Bwa-ha-ha!
Out, I want out! Like yesterday at the latest.
…da fuck?
Evil, my pretty, pure evil.
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Friday Cat Blogging
Hey, who put this on the shopping list?
My ebil plan has almost reached fruition!
Excellent!
Dude, can I be your padowan?
I’m not even sure you can still be considered a cat.
With thanks to Matt Kuchta for the art.
Friday Catoati Blogging
I iz cat, blog me!
That was NOT a cat!
We totally iz!
See, we do cat stuffs, like dig in trash.
Srsly?
Yeah, we iz trash kings! And we share wit friends. Totally cat!
Oh, hell no.
Wiktory!
Friday Cat Blogging
It’s a tropical heat wave, a tropical heat wave…
No, is winter out there. Winter is stupid.
Like dis! Derp.
Dat not funny.
Ahh, is my best material.
Hibernating now.
Friday Cat Blogging
Catface!
That’s a little bit disturbing…
More than a little.
Not as disturbing as this. Help me.
I’ll get right on that.
Yeah, me too, as soon as I get this stuff out of my teeth.
I’ll help…if you pay me.
With thanks to Mandy, Matt, and Neil for the extra catses.
Friday Cat Blogging
I haz a flavor!
You’re embarrasing all of cat kind!
I bet my flavor is better.
Dammit, guys, you can’t do this and expect respect.
But what if I iz delicious enough to eat? Shouldn’t I want to know?
Just stop it!
Maybe one little taste…
That’s it, I’m out. I am retreating to the egg from which I hatched.
Hang on, eggs are my shtick!
Was only kidding. Surrendering to the flavor explosion instead.
With thanks to Matt, Mandy and Neil for the borrowed cats.
Friday Cat Blogging
Hey, is that the Flintstone mobile on the bottom of a lake?
Why, yes it is.
What the hell?
I know, thumb-monkeys, man.
Was that a birdie…a delicious, delicious birdie?
Tastes like air pudding.
Now, dat’s funny!
Not that funny.
Friday Cat Blogging
I iz thumb-monkey! See fancy hat.
Dude! That’s creepy as snot.
Only if you have something against giant eyeballs in top hats.
Which would be a thing all sane people agree on!
Friday Cat Blogging
I haz an existential dilemma—whether tis nobler in the mind—
Yawn! Yer, killing me here. Make sense. Or, at least, be interesting.
Did somebody say “existential dilemma”? because that totally…
Sorry, got distracted by my ribcage. You were…nevermind. Don’t care.
My existential dilemma is no thumbs and the door’s shut.
Friday Cat Blogging
I am extremely dubious about today.
Me too.
Yeah, today’s iffy.
We can all hide in here.
Dubious too, but sun…
