All right, cue the Mission Impossible Theme!
Oh no.
Duh-duh-duhnuh!
Jeeve’s isn’t the only weird one.
Duhnuh-nuh!
You know, I was just leaving…
Duhnuh-nuh!
Pretty good move, that one.
Mission Accomplished!
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Monday Meows
I iz in jail. Iz sadz.
He’s not serious, is he?
What do you think? It’s Jeeves.
So serious!
No prison can hold me cooper!
Does he think he’s in a chicken coop?
Just let it go.
Monday Meows
A little help here! Someone needs to pull me out of this couch.
Take my paw.
Reach!
I haz paws! Lemme jus figure out which is which…
Monday Meows
The gravity has me it its grip, hep!
Can’t talk, being sucked into a massive black hole.
You ever get the feeling that a singularity is creeping up on you?
That’s why I have a patented anti-black hole light box!
Monday Meows
I makes sleep ball.
You do you, but I gotta sleep BOOGIE!
I position my sleep for maximum fan admiration and brand building.
Can’t sleep, the mimes will put me in the glass box again.
Monday Meows
I hate everyone. Leave me alone.
Works for me, lady.
Y’all do your thing. Ima just chill here.
I am your god king!
Or was that a non-sequiter?
Monday Meows
Just watching you sleep. No reason. None at all. Trust me.
Kinda don’t.
You can watch me sleep anytime, gurl.
Okay, now I’m creeped out.
My plan is working.
Monday Meows
Hey, if we’re tasting you…
You do know she’s going to kill you now, right?
Uh, do you think so?
Been nice knowing you.
Monday Meows Committeea Del Arte Version
The chair would now entertain a motion to approve the minutes.
So moved.
Second.
Point of order. Dogs are not voting members of the committee.
Fine. Second.
Point of order. Neither are kittens.
The chair would now entertain a motion to nominate a new chair.
…Please.
Monday Meows
Hey, has anyone ever told you that your chair smells funny?
You are the weirdest cat I’ve ever met.
I resemble that statement.
Not even close, honey.
I winz!
