I’z super high!
You’re what now?
Cut him some slack, his brain cell is out visiting the fruit flies.
I’z high!
I can’t believe this is the family that adopted me…
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Monday Meows
Confession time, guys. I think I might have a drinking problem.
Really? No one could have guessed that. I’m surrounded by idiots.
There’s one above you.
And one below you.
We are legion. Also, why are you all upside down?
Monday Meows
Oh, hell, is it Monday again? I’ve got nothing.
Gzzznorkzzzzzzzzz
I vote we bag it for the week.
I have a tail!
Monday Meows
Is it boxing day again, already?
Every day are boxing day!
It is a truth universally acknowledge that a good box is in need of a cat.
All in favor of the motion signify by saying meeerup.
Monday Meows
Hello fellow cats, I would like you to meet my fiance, Concretia!
You what now?
Do you think I should tell him?
Naw, it won’t help.
Monday Meows
Rocket launching Jeeves in 3.2.1.chomp…
This should be interesting.
I doubt it.
gznorkzzzzzzzzzz
When shall we three meet again? Or…wait, this is Macbeth, right?
Monday Meows
I meant to do that.
Of course you did.
Yeah, every cat dreams of getting covered with water.
They do? Huh. Guess I need to revise me thinkages.
Monday Meows
Dis mah tunnel, do note trezpaz.
Jus chillin.
I see nothings, I hear nothings.
Y’all are weird. You know that right?
Monday Meows
Power tools and alcohol, what could possibly go wrong?
I’ll be in my bunker.
Do I need to be awake? And, maybe, running away?
Naw, I’m sure it’ll turn out fine.
Monday Meows
It was like this when I got here.
Will testify to this. It absolutely was circumstance, not enemy action.
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Solidarity!
