So, there I was, completely surrounded by angry tuna…
No shit?
Definitely shit.
Hey, shut it, boys. I’m listening…and drooling.
Yeah, it’s clearly fantasy, but…tuna!
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Monday Meows
This is our original album cover shot.
Then we listened to Jeeves’ singing.
I might deign to sing for you, if you pay me with your immortal souls…
Don’t look at me, man, I’m a drummer.
And then, I listened to Wooster sing and sing and dude cannot shut up.
No, the relationship is strictly prof…you’re not still rolling are you?
Monday Meows
I am contemplating a nap.
I AM nap, therefore I cannot comtemplemate!
I am waiting for Napzini…
My name is Inigo Naptoya, you killed my nap, prepare to die!
Four brothers in search of a catnapping. I don’t suppose you two…
Monday Meows
Do you ever feel boxed in?
He knows he’s literally in a box right?
There’s nothing wrong with being in a box.
Or, like, existentially exploring the concept of boxness without sides.
I have no box and I cannot cat.
Monday Meows
I dress dark on the outside because it’s dark in my insides.
I feel that she got that wrong. May I get a ruling from the chair?
No. The chair is MINE!
Damn guest cat interruptions. Can we get a ruling from our chair?
We’ve tried, but it refuses to talk.
I am ruling the carpet! That’s like a chair, right? Guys? Guys?
Monday Meows
Guys, if we figure out how to operate these we conquer the world!
Who was that?!
STRANGER!
Stranger than me?
Dude, nothing is stranger than you.
Dudes…have you ever really looked for your paw? I mean…really?
Monday Meows
This cell will never hold me copper!
Does anyone want to explain to him that he’s on the outside?
Napping here.
Look at that plasterwork…
If I wanted to talk to anyone I wouldn’t be hiding in this tunnel.
Monday Meows
*singing* Cousins, we’re identical cousins…
…the everloving hell?!
I can never unsee that…
You think it was traumatic for you…? Try being me.
That’s a taste you can’t get out of your mouth.
I actually think do kind of look alike…from this perspective.
Monday Meows
This special episode of bonus pets brought to you by…ME ME ME!
That was a mother fluffin’ dawg!
What Are Dawg?
It starts with D and the rhymes with T and the stands for TROUBLE.
Yeah, trouble is my middle…my middle! Rub my middle!
Prepare to fire port side cannons, me hearties!
I think he may be taking his black beard a little too seriously.
Yeah, he does that. Look at the boat he cast me adrift in.
Monday Meows
Is this a spider I see before me, it’s mandibles toward my paw?
Yeparoo! I am spider QUEEN!
Srsly? That thing is like the size of my pinky claw…tip. Chillax.
Hokay. Gzzzzzznorkzzzzzzz
Now you know why I sleep on another floor.
You are, each and every one of you, very very strange.
