I get by with a little help from my friends.
I get high with a little help from my friends.
I’m gonna try with…what’s the next line?
He is very trying, you have to give him that.
I have no friends only adversaries and adoring subjects.
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Monday Meows
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just isn’t the same
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong
Can you guess which one before we finish this song?
Monday Meows
Please to be joining my peer network.
Hokay, peering.
I am the slightly alarmed peer.
Hey, alarmed is my gig!
I never really liked peers. I’m more of an apples guy.
Monday Meows
All right, Sprawl Off in 3.2.1…
What am sprawls?
I don’t always, sprawl, but when I do, I like to be an island.
Dat sounds like a lot of work, but…sure, I guess?
I am the QUEEN of sprawl! OWNED!
Monday Meows
Two Rings For The Cats In Their Servant’s Laps
Did you just add a verse to Tolkien’s Ring Cycle?
Yep, she did.
I like rings. Especially nip donuts!
I used to have four paws, but there was this thing with the silmarils…
Monday Meows
Da fuck?
I was born for this moment. Come at me, poultry demons!
Cluck, cluck, cluck, *******Fucker!
I’ll be under the blankets, thankyouverymuch.
Same but breathable. Some of us need oxygen for our brains.
Are you calling me stupid?!
The fact that you have to ask…
Send the chickens to me. I need blood and souls for Bast.
Monday Meows Xmas at Tax Time Edition
We…wish…you…a…stop. We wish you would stop.
No, this is cool. Really.
OMG! Is Santa really Captain America?
No. Just. No.
I wish you a merry…
Ha! Die stupid hat! Die!
I have you now, and your ruby slippers too!
The precious is mine!
I hate each and every one of you.
And, no I am not participating willingly. Please call my assassin. I have a job…
Monday Meows
Hello, I am today’s guest cat…I guess.
Guest cats? Again? You know how much I hate that!
Yeah, but, you hate everything.
Dude, don’t ever say that where she can hear you.
I am also guest catting!
We are in soooooo much trouble.
“You” are in so much trouble. “I” am helping change sheets.
Monday Meows
Dat sunbeam are belong to ME!
Yeah, fine, whatever, I didn’t want it…is that a bug?!
Nope it are PTERODACTYL
I am so confused by the ongoing dialogue. Also…zzzzzzz
I will kill it with my mind and wear its feather as a crown!
Hey, Bodi, maybe dial the intensity down to…11?
…………………………………………Good start, but probably not enough.
Monday Meows
Stalking the wild martini, shhhhhh!
Dude, you know you don’t drink.
Cat. Some assembly required.
What is it with tuxedo-boys? I’m so embarrassed.
You think you’re embarrassed, try wearing the same suit as…that.
We’ve been thinking of dying this one black and white to match the set.
