What the hell is that?
Winter comes to Avalon.
It’s no basis for a system of government.
You take that back!
Rule by Tortie. It’s the only way.
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Monday Meows
I am having the hardest time communicating with these guys…
Do you wanna tell him?
Too easy.
Pick me! I’ll do it.
Monday Meows
OMFSM!
What
is
That?
What? You’ve never seen a guy vitamin C loading before?
Monday Meows
We were told there would be snacks.
How about pettin’s?
I can work with that.
Pettin’s are the best!
It’ll do.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, now that’s the stuff.
Monday Meows
Paint me like your French cats, Jeeves!
You are the strangest little cat.
Yeah, he’s a weirdie!
Says the tortie I caught doing this the other day.
Monday Meows
Ah man, it’s empty
I have no clue how that could have happened.
He’s lying!
Like dis?
Is all good now, this bowl is full of me!
Monday Meows
Mmm, taste the rainbow!
I like rainbows!
Dude, that’s your face you’re tasting.
Mmmm, taste the face…
Monday Meows
This box has no door!
You’d think he was kidding, but no.
It’s sad really.
Yeah…super sad. Wake me if he gets out.
………………………………………Figures what out?
The box, dude, the…oh, never mind.
Monday Meows
Do you see what the neighbors are doing?
Does it look like this?
Ewwwwwwwww!
Chill my dude, some of us aren’t quite so…inhibited.
Monday Meows
What, no! Why would you think we were up to something?
Because I’ve met you?
Nope. Complete innocence here. Right?
Uhhhh, yeah, innocence, that’s the ticket. Nothing to see here.
Why do no one ever invite me to the shenanigans?
Because you’re a little…touchy.…lease don’t hit me.
