Monday Meows

Do you see what the neighbors are doing?

Does it look like this?


Chill my dude, some of us aren’t quite so…inhibited.

Monday Meows

What, no! Why would you think we were up to something?

Because I’ve met you?

Nope. Complete innocence here. Right?

Uhhhh, yeah, innocence, that’s the ticket. Nothing to see here.

Why do no one ever invite me to the shenanigans?

Because you’re a little…touchy.…lease don’t hit me.

Monday Meows

I gotta cut loose, footloose

Everybody cut footloose

You have got to be kidding me.

You can fly if you’d only cut loose, footloose

We got to turn you around

Monday Meows

Pardon me, I’m late for class, can you let me into the building?

What in the everloving name of Bast is that?

Don’t know. Don’t want to know.

Y’all are overreacting. It’s a perfect dear.

I haz really cute toes, see!

Monday Meows

I spy with my little eye…someone making terrible decisions.

He is going to get such a smacking.

Hmph! …………………OTOH, they weren’t wrong.

Monday Meows

Just hanging out. I didn’t even notice the interloper there.

I don’t think this is the mean one…

You know, maybe I’ll just leave well enough alone.

It was only Oddgrr, he’s…nice…I suppose.

Wait, were you consorting with…the interloper?!

She’s in a mood, isn’t she.

I heard that!!!

Monday Meows


Wait, is the “loaner” cat back?!

I think she’s back. 😾

I seek asylum with the dishware.

Here I come to save…the day?

Monday Meows

Birb. Birb. Birb. Birb is the wirb!

Do the festive lights mean we get to stuff it?

No! Birb is the wirb!


Budge up, Dude, it’s time for our closeup.

No matter how many times I visit, I never know what’s going on.

Monday Meows

And now, for an episode of OTHER PEOPLE’S CATS (insert echo effect).

Do I really have to?

Are that camera? How taste is it?

Excuse my little brother. He’s…orange. It goes like that sometimes.

You take that back!

………………………………………It wasn’t even me, dude!

I just be over here pretending to be just another leaf in the fall.

Maybe I can be too blurry to…dammit!

I am completely surrounded by madness. At least the episode is over.

Monday Meows

Halllloooooo, I kitten!

She am. Also seeester.

We kitten, therefore we is!

Wait, what? Where the hell did those things come from?

Chillax, Dude, it’s obviously a cameo.