No. I won’t look at you. Stop asking.
Does this mirror make me look fat?
How would you feel about bringing me breakfast in bed?
Whazat? Zzzzzz.
I wuvs you, knee. Do you wuvs me?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Nov 27 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)