I hate to complain, but your butt is…not very comfortable.
That is not a sentence that is okay. It’s just not.
Judged by the Boudica and found wanting. Harsh.
But fair.
D’oh!
Monday Meows
WOOOOOOO
Why is the sky yelling at me?
Soooooo trippy!
Gravity wells, man.
Make sure to hold onto your tether!
I can’t believe I have to live with these idiots.
Monday Meows
I love the great outdoors.
Me too.
Wait, was that a raccoon?
No. It was my uncle Bob. FFS, my dude.
What is wrong with you people?
The list is endless.
Monday Meows
I think I may be falling in to the sun cost fallacy.
He didn’t really just say that, did he?
Guys, it’s Jeeves, he probably didn’t mean it as a pun.
That’s no excuse.
Right, I got this. I’ll need six rubber chickens and one boxing glove.
Monday Meows
Sooooo sleepy, can’t hold my head u………………
You are NOT holding up the image of independent cat kind.
Maybe not, but that looks super comfortable…
_I’m jealous._
And on a completely different note: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
Monday Meows
Have you ever considered the benefits of a good life insurance policy?
ARRRRRRRRRR!
Not relevant. Also, chill!
Like diss?
Oooh, yeah, exactly like that.
Art imitating life imitating art imitating…. Screw it, pour one for me.
Monday Meows
I control the tunnel, all will love me and despair!
Dude, drama much?
Tunnel shmunnel, ruling the stair is real power.
Sure, let’s go with that. Wake me when it makes a difference.
DIE FEATHERY NEMESIS! DIE!
Monday Meows
If you stop skritching, I will kill you. Also, if you don’t.
Oooh, catch 22 FTW!
I like skritches and wouldn’t kill anyone.
Samesies. Not, that anyone ever skritches me.
Dramatic Purple Performance Piece! What? Did I miss something?
Monday Meows
I get by with a little help from my friends.
I get high with a little help from my friends.
I’m gonna try with…what’s the next line?
He is very trying, you have to give him that.
I have no friends only adversaries and adoring subjects.
Monday Meows
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just isn’t the same
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong
Can you guess which one before we finish this song?
