I’ve got a knives!
Oh, that can’t be good.
Could somebody open this damn window please?!
I’ll just be up here, until March.
Monday Meows
Mmmmmmm, delicious!
Uhm, dude, the water is absolutely NOT where your face is.
Don’t tell him, it’ll only make him sad.
You say that like you think he wasn’t sad to begin with…
Monday Meows
Soon all your base are belong to moi!
Is he French? Because that sounded French.
More like gibberish.
So, he’s gibberese? Yeah, that tracks.
Monday Meows
Wait, does that mean me?
More like us-ens.
Is easier when car parked.
I saw what you did there.
Okay, I’m watching, now what?
Now we lounge!
Dig it, daddio!
That joke was trash!
Monday Meows
Catauntum tunneling effect activate!
I don’t think it works like that.
Then what does it en–tail? Heh.
Is that the bad joke alert? Quick, to the critic-mobile!
Monday Meows
Have you ever really looked at your paws…because they’re fucking enormous!
Dude, that’s just perspective. Like mine on my target…
You’d regret it…very very very briefly.
I don’t think he regretted it.
I am the shadow that lurks above the cat blog! Bwa-ha-ha!
…the hell was that about?
Monday Meows
I am Boadicea, queen of the Box.
I am Jeeves the Box Troll!
I am Oddgrr, and I stand above the box.
I can’t believe any of you are taken seriously.
Monday Meows
Caa’t, some assembly required.
This. To…
…this, to…
…this? No, maybe that’s a step in the wrong direction…
Naw, it’s good. This is totally what a caa’t look like. Has anyone seen my face…
Monday Meows
Space, the final frontier!
Dude, those stars are just glow in the dark stickers. Get a grip.
I think he’s talking about the void between those glorious bat ears.
Wake me if anyone has a point. Ever. Anyone? Bueller?
Monday Meows
Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell…scrod?
Huh, I’ve never heard it conjugated that way before.
He did not just make the scrod joke. I refuse it.
It’s like watching the world burn all from the comfort of your own bed…
