Kelly McCullough

All the swirling and spinning, and…oof

I likes da spinnies!

There is something not right about that boy.

I never know what’s going on around here.

You can lock me in here for a thousand years copper, I’ll never talk!

Unless you offer him chin skritches, then…

I can neither confirm nor deny the conditions of my release.

See also: blep.

You McCullough cats are…weird.

Who you calling weird, Miss Muffet?!

I think they were referring to y’all, my lovely fuzzfaces.

Towel Monkey From Above!

…the hell?

Cap’n Rudolph reporting for duty

Can’t unsee that…creeeeeeepy.

Don’t hide in your shell. That’s my job! Turtle Power!

It was just some bad ‘nip. None of this is real. …very bad ‘nip.

Naw, this stuff is off the hook! I’m defying gravity!

Buck, buck, bacaw!

Was that a chicken?

That’s “tiny dinosaur” to you, sir!

That’s itty bitty fricassee, actually.

High four!

We’ll just see about that!

Le pounce.

I too like chicken!

Gravity, we defies you!

Good plan. Wake me when you hit bottom.

Wait, you think we’re going to fall???

Srsly?

Even I think you’d fall and I from fur away.

I’ve got a knives!

Oh, that can’t be good.

Could somebody open this damn window please?!

I’ll just be up here, until March.

Mmmmmmm, delicious!

Uhm, dude, the water is absolutely NOT where your face is.

Don’t tell him, it’ll only make him sad.

You say that like you think he wasn’t sad to begin with…

Soon all your base are belong to moi!

Is he French? Because that sounded French.

More like gibberish.

So, he’s gibberese? Yeah, that tracks.

Wait, does that mean me?

More like us-ens.

Is easier when car parked.

I saw what you did there.

Okay, I’m watching, now what?

Now we lounge!

Dig it, daddio!

That joke was trash!

Catauntum tunneling effect activate!

I don’t think it works like that.

Then what does it en–tail? Heh.

Is that the bad joke alert? Quick, to the critic-mobile!