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Is this a spider I see before me, it’s mandibles toward my paw?
Yeparoo! I am spider QUEEN!
Srsly? That thing is like the size of my pinky claw…tip. Chillax.
Hokay. Gzzzzzznorkzzzzzzz
Now you know why I sleep on another floor.
You are, each and every one of you, very very strange.
DRAMATIC ANGLE IS DRAMATIC
Chill my dudes. What’s that even about?
It’s all about the nip, ’bout the nip…
Cactus nip?
Y’all, I just cannot.
You’re not alone.
…I’m not?! Is it my tail again?
‘Bout the nip, ’bout the nip…
I have you now, my pretty, and your little orange tail too!
OMFSM, is Oddgrr doomed?!
Srsly? I just slipped out the back, Jack.
MAGIC!
Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots. This will be fixed when I’m in charge.
Am I a cat thinking I’m a blanket thinking I’m a pillow, or…
Philosophy always makes me sleepy.
That’s not philosophy, he really doesn’t know.
Did somebody say Sun Tzu?
What did I do in a previous life to deserve these bozos. Sigh.
What we have here is an impasse.
Am passing through dis box right now.
That is not what that means.
Did somebody say “box”?
I think they did. Boxing day!
You know what?
Chicken butt?
Okay, that’s it! I’ve had just about enough of you!
Did I miss my cue for the butt joke?
Now you’re just stringing us along.
I can’t believe my life has come to this.
I hate to complain, but your butt is…not very comfortable.
That is not a sentence that is okay. It’s just not.
Judged by the Boudica and found wanting. Harsh.
But fair.
D’oh!
WOOOOOOO
Why is the sky yelling at me?
Soooooo trippy!
Gravity wells, man.
Make sure to hold onto your tether!
I can’t believe I have to live with these idiots.
I love the great outdoors.
Me too.
Wait, was that a raccoon?
No. It was my uncle Bob. FFS, my dude.
What is wrong with you people?
The list is endless.
I think I may be falling in to the sun cost fallacy.
He didn’t really just say that, did he?
Guys, it’s Jeeves, he probably didn’t mean it as a pun.
That’s no excuse.
Right, I got this. I’ll need six rubber chickens and one boxing glove.
