Kelly McCullough

It was like this when I got here.

Will testify to this. It absolutely was circumstance, not enemy action.

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Solidarity!

He’s still behind me, isn’t he?

You sound like you’re feeling guilty, what’s that about?

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

It’s the telltale paw print in the pie, isn’t it?

And…crickets. J’ascuse!

I like pie… Wait, did I miss something?

Guest cat asks: do you ever get a sinking feeling?

I saw what you did there and I do not like it.

Ditto.

Punnes are the lowest…is that my tail.

I do! I do get a sinking feeling!

Cat, some assembly required.

That’s…different.

Not around here it isn’t.

I can assembly Avengers too!

All the swirling and spinning, and…oof

I likes da spinnies!

There is something not right about that boy.

I never know what’s going on around here.

You can lock me in here for a thousand years copper, I’ll never talk!

Unless you offer him chin skritches, then…

I can neither confirm nor deny the conditions of my release.

See also: blep.

You McCullough cats are…weird.

Who you calling weird, Miss Muffet?!

I think they were referring to y’all, my lovely fuzzfaces.

Towel Monkey From Above!

…the hell?

Cap’n Rudolph reporting for duty

Can’t unsee that…creeeeeeepy.

Don’t hide in your shell. That’s my job! Turtle Power!

It was just some bad ‘nip. None of this is real. …very bad ‘nip.

Naw, this stuff is off the hook! I’m defying gravity!

Buck, buck, bacaw!

Was that a chicken?

That’s “tiny dinosaur” to you, sir!

That’s itty bitty fricassee, actually.

High four!

We’ll just see about that!

Le pounce.

I too like chicken!

Gravity, we defies you!

Good plan. Wake me when you hit bottom.

Wait, you think we’re going to fall???

Srsly?

Even I think you’d fall and I from fur away.

I’ve got a knives!

Oh, that can’t be good.

Could somebody open this damn window please?!

I’ll just be up here, until March.