I am contemplating a nap.
I AM nap, therefore I cannot comtemplemate!
I am waiting for Napzini…
My name is Inigo Naptoya, you killed my nap, prepare to die!
Four brothers in search of a catnapping. I don’t suppose you two…
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I dress dark on the outside because it’s dark in my insides.
I feel that she got that wrong. May I get a ruling from the chair?
No. The chair is MINE!
Damn guest cat interruptions. Can we get a ruling from our chair?
We’ve tried, but it refuses to talk.
I am ruling the carpet! That’s like a chair, right? Guys? Guys?
This special episode of bonus pets brought to you by…ME ME ME!
That was a mother fluffin’ dawg!
What Are Dawg?
It starts with D and the rhymes with T and the stands for TROUBLE.
Yeah, trouble is my middle…my middle! Rub my middle!
Prepare to fire port side cannons, me hearties!
I think he may be taking his black beard a little too seriously.
Yeah, he does that. Look at the boat he cast me adrift in.