Kelly McCullough

Am I a cat thinking I’m a blanket thinking I’m a pillow, or…

Philosophy always makes me sleepy.

That’s not philosophy, he really doesn’t know.

Did somebody say Sun Tzu?

What did I do in a previous life to deserve these bozos. Sigh.

What we have here is an impasse.

Am passing through dis box right now.

That is not what that means.

Did somebody say “box”?

I think they did. Boxing day!

You know what?

Chicken butt?

Okay, that’s it! I’ve had just about enough of you!

Did I miss my cue for the butt joke?

Now you’re just stringing us along.

I can’t believe my life has come to this.

I hate to complain, but your butt is…not very comfortable.

That is not a sentence that is okay. It’s just not.

Judged by the Boudica and found wanting. Harsh.

But fair.

D’oh!

 

WOOOOOOO

Why is the sky yelling at me?

Soooooo trippy!

Gravity wells, man.

Make sure to hold onto your tether!

I can’t believe I have to live with these idiots.

I love the great outdoors.

Me too.

Wait, was that a raccoon?

No. It was my uncle Bob. FFS, my dude.

What is wrong with you people?

The list is endless.

I think I may be falling in to the sun cost fallacy.

He didn’t really just say that, did he?

Guys, it’s Jeeves, he probably didn’t mean it as a pun.

That’s no excuse.

Right, I got this. I’ll need six rubber chickens and one boxing glove.

 

Sooooo sleepy, can’t hold my head u………………

You are NOT holding up the image of independent cat kind.

Maybe not, but that looks super comfortable…

_I’m jealous._

And on a completely different note: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

 

Have you ever considered the benefits of a good life insurance policy?

ARRRRRRRRRR!

Not relevant. Also, chill!

Like diss?

Oooh, yeah, exactly like that.

Art imitating life imitating art imitating…. Screw it, pour one for me.

I control the tunnel, all will love me and despair!

Dude, drama much?

Tunnel shmunnel, ruling the stair is real power.

Sure, let’s go with that. Wake me when it makes a difference.

DIE FEATHERY NEMESIS! DIE!