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The cats on the vortex go ’round and ’round…
“Wheels” on the “bus,” dammit!
Ball in the track, if you please!
Why do I never understand what’s going on around here?
We didn’t want to tell you, but…well, you were dropped on your head as a kitten. Repeatedly.
You take that back!
Fiends, Ronams, Countymen, Lend me your paws!
Oooh, I think it might be time to develop a drinking problem.
You’re not wrong.
I have no problem. I drink, I fall down, I sleep, it’s basically the state motto.
Why are your paws spinning? Or…is that just me?
Are you glass-ighting me?
That boy ain’t right.
I think this is more of a roses are red violence is blue thing.
I am tangled up in blue.
And I am tangled down the same.
Hey, can somebody pass me the remote? I’m still full from xmas dinner.
Give Jeeves control of…anything?
Absolutely not.
Agreed.
The damn thumb-monkey, tried, but I’m teaching him better choices.
What? It’s a licker cabinet, isn’t it?
I can’t believe she went for the cheap pun.
I can’t believe you can’t believe it.
I can’t believe I can’t reach my toes anymore.
I can’t believe how lucky I am to sleep through this whole episode, thank you writers.
My box is a fortress, come at me and die.
Do I look stupid?
Yeah, kinda, but your point stands. Nobody is going in that box.
Wanna bet?
Yeah, that’s going to go greaaaat.
I am singing the songs of my people. MROOWWWOWOWOERW
Why do you think I’m about to stick my whole head in this whiskey?
I was singing, but then the pig shoved my foot in my mouth.
I shall sing for you, friend!
Please no.
I got this.
STAHP!
Wanna see a trick?
Yeah!
There you go.
How did he do that?
Wormhole.
Woah…
I am surrounded by credulous fools…and gargoyles for some reason.
It’s a cat house now, buddy!
Should I tell him?
Tell him what?
The connotational differences between cat house and dog house, duh!
I say, is that a giant metal sharK?
Damn guest cats and their weirdo friends!
Blep?
Now, that’s funny!
Meanwhile, Jeeves is slowly drawn in a gravitational vortex…
Paint me like one of your french girls, Jeeves.
I never painted a french girl in my life. I dyed a couple, but on accident.
It was terrible. The vats, the pigeon, that little bar of soap…
Don’t forget the banana peel.
Those poor girls…
