I don’t think so.
Om, just om.
Why yes, I did have an uncle who was pot-bellied pig, how did you guess?.
Shh, I’m killing fishes with my mind.
You want to see my stitches? I show you them.
Happy New Year already, now will you shut up and let me sleep this off?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Jan 1 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)