Turn the damn heat on!
Turn the damn heat on!
So many cats so little lap.
I’z just need make it a little softer…
I be fine. Cat bed wouldn’t dare fall wif me in it.
Tissue dispenser cat helps you wif yer noeses.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog September 24 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)