OMG, there’s a lolcat at the end of the runway–waveoff!
I’z not ignoring you, I just can’t be bothered to notice you.
Even basement cat likes white fluffy blankies
Disgruntled cat is disgruntled
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog July 2 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)