Isabelle: “Is dat a car or a really big mouse?”
Why yes, I did barf in your luggage, why do you ask?
Wait, you didn’t get my good side.
Sunlight and shadow.
Don’t move, I’s gonna leap in yer laps!
That’s no cat, it’s a space station!
I’z in yer shelves out-cutin’ da other gluten free cat!
Nom da Rice cakes? Or da Lasagna noodles?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog July 17 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)