Make sure you get my good side.
I resent being your photo-object, you know that right?
Skinny cat tries to camoflage herself by aligning with the floorboards.
Don’t you wish you were as pretty as me?
More pictures. Rapture. How will I survive the excitement.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog March 13 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)