I hate you. That is all.
Halp I’z bein carried off!
What do you mean, vampire cat?
I wuvez you zis much!
Duuuuuuude!
Worship me or I will destroy you
Lola: Dog of the North!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog February 25 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)