Kelly McCullough

Pardon me, I’m late for class, can you let me into the building?

What in the everloving name of Bast is that?

Don’t know. Don’t want to know.

Y’all are overreacting. It’s a perfect dear.

I haz really cute toes, see!

I spy with my little eye…someone making terrible decisions.

He is going to get such a smacking.

Hmph! …………………OTOH, they weren’t wrong.

Just hanging out. I didn’t even notice the interloper there.

I don’t think this is the mean one…

You know, maybe I’ll just leave well enough alone.

It was only Oddgrr, he’s…nice…I suppose.

Wait, were you consorting with…the interloper?!

She’s in a mood, isn’t she.

I heard that!!!

Hello.

Wait, is the “loaner” cat back?!

I think she’s back. 😾

I seek asylum with the dishware.

Here I come to save…the day?

Birb. Birb. Birb. Birb is the wirb!

Do the festive lights mean we get to stuff it?

No! Birb is the wirb!

WANT!!!!!

Budge up, Dude, it’s time for our closeup.

No matter how many times I visit, I never know what’s going on.

And now, for an episode of OTHER PEOPLE’S CATS (insert echo effect).

Do I really have to?

Are that camera? How taste is it?

Excuse my little brother. He’s…orange. It goes like that sometimes.

You take that back!

………………………………………It wasn’t even me, dude!

I just be over here pretending to be just another leaf in the fall.

Maybe I can be too blurry to…dammit!

I am completely surrounded by madness. At least the episode is over.

Halllloooooo, I kitten!

She am. Also seeester.

We kitten, therefore we is!

Wait, what? Where the hell did those things come from?

Chillax, Dude, it’s obviously a cameo.

Nothin’. Why do you even ask?

Wait, why didn’t I get an invite to the plotting meeting?

I dunno, maybe because you’re not into communal decision making?

It hurts because it’s true.

I feel for you. Truly. We all do. Right, Jeeves?

Blep?

Let’s do cat-as-punctuation. I start. Explanation point!

Egads, Jeeves, I think he’s becoming more like you every day.

Sigh. I guess I can play along. He did say “puncture-ation”, right?

Don’t even think about it, Tuxedo Boy!

Is it still above me?

The TV? Yep. Still there. Or did you mean the designer chicken?

He means the gaudy bird. Obviously. <Sigh.>

I never understand what’s going on around here.