My Brain & Me: Scenes From An Absurdist Dialogue #1

February 17, 2012 in Silly

Brain: Hola Kelly, como estas?

Me: ???????

Brain: En este photograhphia, el autobus—

Me: (interrupting) WTF brain?

Brain: Shh, play along. Buenos tardes, Senors e Senoras, en este photographia—

Me: Seriously, WTF? It’s been nearly 30 years since we took Spanish and I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong.

Brain: (triumphantly) See!

Me: What?

Brain: No one inspects the Spanish exposition!

Me ????????

Brain: Get it? That’s a joke, son, laugh.

Me: For this you woke me up before 8:00 am?

Hits brain with stick, but it’s too late. I’m already up. Sigh.