Monday Meows

Is this a spider I see before me, it’s mandibles toward my paw?

Yeparoo! I am spider QUEEN!

Srsly? That thing is like the size of my pinky claw…tip. Chillax.

Hokay. Gzzzzzznorkzzzzzzz

Now you know why I sleep on another floor.

You are, each and every one of you, very very strange.