She’s behind me, isn’t she?
What the hell is with the frog?
I think something like this…
Cats are sooooooo weird.
She’s behind me again, I just know it.
That’s it, I’m going to watch something really surreal…
Like this Gratuitous Author Cream Pie Sequence:*
With thanks to Neil Gaiman, Matt Kuchta, and the ever game Laura McCullough,