Bring me foodz and I will cute for you.
Who needs treats when there’s STRING!
Who needs treats when there’s ZZZZZzzzzz…
Who needs treats when I can be in your drawers grabin your clothes?
Cat vest crumpled up on the lap before being worn.
What is that thing that’s about you eat you?
I’m too sexy for my stairs, too sexy for…oh hell, just give me some treats.
Because CUTE, that’s why.