Chocobo/Kodachrome

March 24, 2014 in Silly

To the tune of KODACHROME, and with apologies to Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel, and Square Enix, I present, CHOCOBO:

When I think back
On all the flans I killed while grinding
It’s a wonder
I leveled up at all
Even though my lack of magic
Has really hurt me
I can ride that bird on down the trail

Chocobo
You’ve got those nice bright feathers
You’re made of the golds of autumn
Makes me think all the world’s a racing day, kwe-eh!
I got me some gysahl greens
I love to ride that crazy bird
So Mama don’t take my chocobo away

If you took all the potions I used
When I was hurting
And poured them together in one pot
I know they’d never bring back
My missing moogle
And everything look worse with eight bit graphics

Chocobo
He’s got those nice bright feathers
That remind us of the golds of autumn
Makes me think all the world’s a racing day, kwe-eh!
I got me some gy-sahl greens
I love to ride that crazy bird
So Mama don’t take my chocobo away

Mama don’t my chocobo awaaaay!

Mama don’t my chocobo awaaaay!

Mama don’t my chocobo awaaaay!

Mama don’t take my chocobo
Mama don’t take my chocobo
Mama don’t my chocobo awaaaay!

Mama don’t take my chocobo
Mama don’t take my chocobo
Mama don’t my chocobo awaaaay!

Mama don’t take my chocobo
(Leave your bird so far from home)
Mama don’t my chocobo awaaaay!