Category: Friday Cat Blogging

Wherever we go…

Whatever we do…

Whoever we smack…

She’s going to hit me now, isn’t she?

I can’t watch

Random birb!

That is one huge-ass turkey.

You’re a huge-ass turkey! No, she was talking about you!

Should I tell them?

Let them fight…

I iz king of the bedz!

I iz jealous, also, confuzzled about gravitations.

You king away. We sleeps. Yes?

Definite yes.

Golden.

Watch me do my impression of a jackknife!

Duuuuuuude!

This is my impressed face. Do I look impressed?

I suppose all the ends are pointy and she does look foldy, but…

Look at me being all meta and shit on this cat photo blogging thing!

Or I could not.

Yeah, I’m just going to blend into the background and wait for it to pass.

I’m going to be an ironic commentary on what the author SHOULD be doing.

Dude, you’re hogging all the sunshine!

Yeah, feeling super guilty about that…NOT!

Oh noes, your witty repartee hath devastated me.

Was that sarcasm? Because it sounded a little snarky.

No, I’m sure he was TOTALLY serious. I can’t believe these are my bothers…

 

I have a box and you don’t!

Yeah, sure, go with that. It looks very comfortable.

I wish I had a box…

Yes you do.

I prefer to think in a boxless environment.

Watch me pull this tongue out of my face!

That trick never works!

Nothing up my sleeves…wait, do I even have sleeves?

Yeah, slight of hand fooling these guys is soooooo hard.

All your stairs are belong to me!

Okay, dude, if that’s what makes you happy.

Do what you need to. I’m going with my window on the world.

And licking yourself in indelicate ways.

Hey now!

He’s right below me, isn’t he?

……………………He’s right above me, isn’t he?

Yeah, this is going to end well.

But it’s riveting television. You’ve got to admit that.