Category: Cat Things

I do plumbings now!

No, I haven’t seen Wooster, why do you ask?

I was just setting up this new counter for bowling for monkeys…

Bowling for monkeys? You’ve piqued my interest…

We who plumb are not amused.

Iz bowling bawl!

Fine, I play too.

 

 

Hey gurl…

Not this again…

VA-VA-VOOM!

I thought you fuckers said you deleted that shot.

So bored.

So betrayed.

Just chillin with my gang, why do you ask?

I dunno…some of your friends are…alarming?

Yeah, like the one with a tentacle moustache.

I have a moustache!

 

Der are treats in here, but it’s too much work.

Dis newspaper is a treat! Super delicious!

I too like treats…

Give me a treat and no one gets hurt. Yes, the knives _are_ a threat.

Why does my cat have two tails?

I don’t know, why does your cat have two tails?

We are Sleipner!

Doubtful.

Dis, my bruder, I licks him!

That’s it, I’m out.

 

 

 

I dreamed I didn’t have a body…

I dreamed I could make this stupid tube thing work.

Should I tell him?

It would be kind.

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Defeated by the tube. I feel so alone.

 

Oh, water, how you do vex me! How do I kill this stuff?

Dude, chill.

Will someone sanction my forbidden love for this bag of cough drops?

What is it with you boys?

Okay, fine, I failed at water murder.

Now, I’m wondering is someone can help me start this baby up.

 

 

I feel safe.

I too feel safe.

I like feeling safes too!

I feel murdery.

I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty and witty…

I feel…moist

I feel a traffic jam coming on.

 

I’m bored.

Party! Party! Party!

Conga Line! Cat Style! Butt Sniffing! WOOO!

Who needs monkeys! We can play with the cat toy ourselves!

Actually, this is less awesome than I imagined…

Man, you taste so great…

Oh, man, I can’t believe I drank the whole bottle…

I told you, but did you listen?

Wait, there are pictures?!

 

 

Dude, I’m picturesque as fuck, take a picture quick!

You do know he’s backlit, right?

It’s a theme.

I am not backlit. I am just irritable.

Hey quick, backlit group shot! Say “mousies”!