When shall we three meet again?
In thunder?
Lightning…?
Or in rain?
You’re shitting me, right?
How about on the chaise? Is that good for everyone? Golden!
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Monday Meows
Not tasting…nosing with a side of teefs.
You realize that two things that are equal to the same thing are the same, right?
Did anyone else see that thing that went over my head?
Not a metaphor, folks, just Jeeves.
Yeah, he’s more of a metatwo.
Monday Meows
Hark!
Is that?
Herald Angels singing?
Nope, it’s Reginald Angles, no relation.
Really? Really? That’s the punchline you’re going with?
Monday Meows
A short horror story told in pictures.
We open on a cat, intrigued by the NOISE UNDER THE CHAISE
I will hunt it down!
The hell, dude!?
Oh, wait…that’s the spot.
Yeah!
We must never speak of this again.
Monday Meows
I hate his fuzzy orange butt soooo much.
Thought experiment, what if he was twins?
Like this?
Ooh, I want to watch this one from a safe distance.
Ngngngngngngngngngn!
Monday Meows
I’m watching you.
And him.
And them.
You’d better not be watching me.
Don’t look over your shoulder, but that’s what the gargoyle is for.
Monday Meows
Rug riders unite!
I prefer Sofa Surfin’ USA
Rug and roll all the way, baby!
Carpet is better—kitty tower power, my dudes!
Amateurs. The real pros do monkey luge.
Monday Meows
Does anyone else want to taste mah knees?
Mayyyyyyyyyybe?
It’s a TRAP!
Duh.
Monday Meows
Please ignore charging cord, am totally not animatronicat!
Very interesting…but stupid.
Uhhhhhh…
And I am not origamikitty…promise…can someone unbraid my feet?
Monday Meows
Wherever we go…
Whatever we do…
Whoever we smack…
She’s going to hit me now, isn’t she?
I can’t watch
