I haz a plan!
Does it involve murder?
I like murder!
Murder is okay, I guess, but getting rid of bodies is hard.
I have thoughts on that…
Nice. I’m in.
Author: Kelly McCullough
Kelly McCullough writes fantasy, science fiction, and books for kids of varying ages. He lives in Wisconsin with his physics professor wife and a small herd of cats. His novels include Numismancer, Winter of Discontent, the WebMage and Fallen Blade series — Penguin/ACE, School for Sidekicks, Magic, Madness, and Mischief, and Spirits, Spells, and Snark — Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan. His short fiction has appeared in numerous magazines and anthologies. He has Patreon and Ko-fi pages for those who are interested in supporting his work more directly.
He also dabbles in science fiction as science education with The Chronicles of the Wandering Star — part of an NSF-funded science curriculum — and the science comic Hanny & the Mystery of the Voorwerp, which he co-authored and co-edited — funding provided by NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope. Kelly on Twitter, Facebook, G+, ello
Monday Meows
What do you mean you’re going to Hawaii and not taking us?
Suck it up Buttercup!
Wait, was that a…chicken?
Yeah, you want to make something of it?
Holy shit, it’s chickens everywhere.
Why all the chicken hate?
They’re cats, dude. Cats are uptight about birds.
But why, chickens are awesome! Everyone I know is a chicken.
What the everloving hell?
Just chickens doing chicken stuff, dude. Get over it.
It’s Hawaii, hang loose, catch a good wave, and ignore the chickens.
Monday Meows
We are NOT having a meeting to decide which monkey to eat first.
So, you have nothing to worry about, human. Move along.
Nope, I’m perfectly calm, why do you ask?
Your tail appears to be overcharged.
Ima hide in here in case that thing goes off.
It’s fine. Also, this is very comfortable.
Nah, THIS is very comfortable.
All right, you might have a point there.
Monday Meows
So, what are you drinking?
Nothing.
Okaaay, I lied, but looks at all the pretty fissssies!
You don’t look so good.
S-okay, I feel great. I just can’t get out of this box.
Heh.
Monday Meows
I have a plan.
And it begins with a moo and the bunny hop.
Okay, that’s a little too weird even for me.
I did not see that.
No, I think you did.
I end your plan with a smooch.
Well, okay, but it would have been AWESOME.
Monday Meows
I have a BOX!!!!
Duuuuuuuuude…
I would like a box…
I would like my dignity back
Too bad.
………………………………………………………So sad.
I’ll get you for publishing that shot.
Wow, separated at birth.
2.5 from the Russian judge, insufficient sarcasm.
I found something way better than a box.
Monday Meows
I’m beginning to think I might have a drinking problem…
What was your first clue?
The water running into my ears.
That’s the first sign.*
What’s the second sign?
I know! It’s deer crossing.
Not: No passing zone?*
Whatevs. It’s nap time for me.*
*Bonus kitties courtesy of Tabby’s Catfe.
Monday Meows
Your soul belongs to me!
Hey gurl…
You have got to be kidding.
I think he’s kind of cute.
Monday…ish Meows
Hey, I don’t think I’ve read that one…
Or dis one!
Dude, there aren’t any books up there.
Are you sure? Maybe out here? Also, what are a books?
I think I need a drink…
Fair, but I’m getting a bit old, so I’ll just be over here pretending to sleep.
Monday Meows
So, I’m going for a Nick Fury thing only with snot instead of a patch.
That is sooooo gross.
It is kind of disturbing, yeah. Why?
Hey, Gurl…
No. Just. No.
Wanna see my laser eyes?
Eeeeew!
I would rather eat this foot.
Me too, in fact…
Now, that works. Save me a toe!
