See, I told you I could hold still! —I don’t like it but I can do it.
Cordzez, stringzes, Iz all same, right?
Don’t I haz teh cutest little dancer feetz?
Don’t think I don’t see you there.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog August 20 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)