North-going zax meets south-going zax?
Suh, what ah you doin’ in mah boudoir?
Oh the felinity!
Practicin for my zero-gee jump shot, why?
Walrus cat says: Who stole mah bukit?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog June 18 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)