Hey, Dude, I think your snowblower needs a tune up.
The hell was that?
Woodchuck.
Groundhog.
Whistlepig.*
…the hell?
I think that was my monkey.
Really? Looks like a frog to me.
See.
Wait, was that cat made out concrete?
Wood.
*Thanks to Kim and Jonny for numerous contributions to the surreality.