I’m going to get you for this, you know that, right?
What do you mean I no can haz bedtime story?
What makes you think I did it?
Dear child, surely you don’t think that I of all cats…
What other cats?
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog July 25 2008, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)