Listing to starboard! Mayday! Mayday!
Like I give a rip.
Serious cat shows her serious side.
I plots evilly now, kayz?
Are you taking a picture of my bad side? You’re taking my bad side, I know it. You know how fat that makes me look.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog November 12 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)